Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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