You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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