I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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