normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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