just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
