so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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