You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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