But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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