no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
please don't ironically join a cult
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