If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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