he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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