"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we made out on top of his cat.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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