...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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