I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Randomize
