...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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