i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You don't make any sense
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And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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