Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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