I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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