doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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