let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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