Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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