Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
