Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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