it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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