As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
