Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Hippo gnu deer
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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