so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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