The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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