ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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