You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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