He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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