i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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