Got a toothbrush?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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