I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
sex in a hospital.. check
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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