...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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