i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
