I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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