I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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