we have officially lost it.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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