Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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