Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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