I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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