She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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