I must be too annoying 4 u.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
