Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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