Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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