So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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