absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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