OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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