I want to stick my p in your. b.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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