Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
